Backed by oil

Crude Cat

Contract Address
0x000CRUDEcaT0000000000000000000000000BARREL
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Crude Cat portrait — a ginger tabby wearing a ghutra
His Majesty
DISCLAIMER: Crude Cat is under investigation in 53 jurisdictions for his role in keeping the Strait of Hormuz shut
Meet the Baron

Crude Cat

This orange tabby cat went viral on the internet after deciding to wear a ghutra. Once he was the mere pet of a Saudi oil magnate, but after the sudden passing of his owner he became the sole inheritor of the oil empire.

The Crude Cat is now on a mission to give everyone access to the scarce asset that the entire world economy runs on.

Name
Crude Cat
Ticker
$CRUDE
The Reserve

Backed by real oil*

Unlike every other coin backed by worthless cryptocurrency, $CRUDE is backed by a genuine, cat-guarded liquidity pool of premium crude. Each token is redeemable for whatever the current going rate for Crude Cat to Crude Oil is.

*This is a memecoin. Tokens give no actual claim to oil other than what is in the liquidity pool.

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1 token = 1 barrel

A cat can dream.

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Paw-audited

The reserve is inspected nightly by one (1) cat who sits on it and refuses to move. Zero leaks reported.

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Aligned with the elites

Just like the elites running the world, we benefit from the price of oil rising. Let's keep the Strait of Hormuz shut!

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How to buy $CRUDE

Now trading on FOMO. No pipeline required.

01

Sign up to FOMO

Sign up for FOMO or install the FOMO app to get started.

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Deposit

Fund your account using easy payment methods such as Apple Pay. No pipeline required.

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Search & Buy

Search for the $CRUDE contract address (coming soon) and press buy. The Baron is watching.

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